Can't Fix Stupid

Seon

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Read this on Yahoo.

Mike Stunson
Wed, July 6, 2022 at 12:08 PM


A 43-year-old man lit a firework on top of his head, resulting in his near-sudden death in San Antonio, police say.
Officers in San Antonio were called to a residential area just after midnight on Tuesday, July 5, following the firework mishap, according to a police report.
First responders found the victim was suffering from severe head trauma, with brain matter exposed from his skull, police said.
The victim, identified by the Bexar County Medical Examiner’s Office as 43-year-old (I deleted his name) died shortly after officers arrived, according to the police report.
 

Seon

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Yet here's another:

Man Wearing Ankle Monitor Robbed Bank Of $754, Scrawling Demand Note On Back Of His Own Birth Certificate​

 

Iowa 409 Guy

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Yet here's another:

Man Wearing Ankle Monitor Robbed Bank Of $754, Scrawling Demand Note On Back Of His Own Birth Certificate​


Probably wearing a mask, had his eyes closed, and thought the folks looking at the cameras wouldn't recognize him.
 
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