*A Baptist Preacher was seated next to a Texan on a flight to Austin, Texas.*
*After the plane took off, the Texan asked for a whiskey and soda, which was brought and placed before him.*
*The flight attendant then asked the preacher if he would like a drink.*
*Appalled, the preacher replied, "I'd rather be tied up and taken advantage of by women of ill-repute, than let liquor touch my lips."*
*The Texan quickly handed his drink back to the attendant and said,*
*"Me too, I didn't know we had a choice.?"*
*After the plane took off, the Texan asked for a whiskey and soda, which was brought and placed before him.*
*The flight attendant then asked the preacher if he would like a drink.*
*Appalled, the preacher replied, "I'd rather be tied up and taken advantage of by women of ill-repute, than let liquor touch my lips."*
*The Texan quickly handed his drink back to the attendant and said,*
*"Me too, I didn't know we had a choice.?"*