Subject: Ain't it the truth
>
> They turn a corner and see a sign that says, "Old Timer's Bar" "ALL
> DRINKS 10 CENTS!"
>
> They look at each other, and then go in.
>
> The old bartender says in a voice that carries across the room,
>
> "Come on in and let me pour one for you. What'll it be, Gentlemen?"
>
> There seems to be a fully stocked bar, so the 4 men each asked for a J&B
> on the rocks.
>
> In short order, the bartender serves up 4 iced scotches and says,
> "That'll be 10 cents each, please."
>
> They can't believe their good luck.
>
> They pay the 40 cents, finish their drinks and order another round.
>
> Again, four excellent J&B's are produced with the bartender again saying,
>
> "That's 40 cents, please."
>
> They pay the 40 cents, but their curiosity is more than they can stand.
>
> They've each had two drinks and so far they've spent less than a dollar.
>
> Finally one of the men couldn't stand it any longer and asks the bartender,
>
> "How can you afford to serve such great scotch for a dime apiece?"
>
> "Here's my story. I'm a retired barber from Pontotoc, Texas,
> and I always wanted to own a bar.
>
> Last year I hit the lottery for $25 million and decided to open this place.
>
> Every drink costs a dime, - wine, liquor, beer, all the same."
>
> "Wow!! That's quite a story," says one of the men.
>
> The four of them sipped at their drinks and couldn't help but notice
> three guys at the end of the bar who didn't have a drink in front of them
> and hadn't ordered anything the whole time they were there.
>
> One man gestures at the three at the end of the bar without drinks and
> asks the bartender,
>
> "What's with them?"
>
> The bartender says, "Oh, they're pilots, they're waiting for Happy Hour."
>
>
>
> They turn a corner and see a sign that says, "Old Timer's Bar" "ALL
> DRINKS 10 CENTS!"
>
> They look at each other, and then go in.
>
> The old bartender says in a voice that carries across the room,
>
> "Come on in and let me pour one for you. What'll it be, Gentlemen?"
>
> There seems to be a fully stocked bar, so the 4 men each asked for a J&B
> on the rocks.
>
> In short order, the bartender serves up 4 iced scotches and says,
> "That'll be 10 cents each, please."
>
> They can't believe their good luck.
>
> They pay the 40 cents, finish their drinks and order another round.
>
> Again, four excellent J&B's are produced with the bartender again saying,
>
> "That's 40 cents, please."
>
> They pay the 40 cents, but their curiosity is more than they can stand.
>
> They've each had two drinks and so far they've spent less than a dollar.
>
> Finally one of the men couldn't stand it any longer and asks the bartender,
>
> "How can you afford to serve such great scotch for a dime apiece?"
>
> "Here's my story. I'm a retired barber from Pontotoc, Texas,
> and I always wanted to own a bar.
>
> Last year I hit the lottery for $25 million and decided to open this place.
>
> Every drink costs a dime, - wine, liquor, beer, all the same."
>
> "Wow!! That's quite a story," says one of the men.
>
> The four of them sipped at their drinks and couldn't help but notice
> three guys at the end of the bar who didn't have a drink in front of them
> and hadn't ordered anything the whole time they were there.
>
> One man gestures at the three at the end of the bar without drinks and
> asks the bartender,
>
> "What's with them?"
>
> The bartender says, "Oh, they're pilots, they're waiting for Happy Hour."
>
>
