Didn't we have.....

[Junkman 104]

Trunk monkey?????

 

[JED]

She's single. She's shapely. She's beautiful and she lives right across the street. I can see her place from my kitchen window.

I watched as she got home from work this evening. I was surprised when she walked across the street, up my driveway and knocked on the door.

I opened the door, she looked at me and said, "I just got home, and I have this strong urge to have a good time, dance, get drunk, and have sex tonight. Are you doing anything?"

I quickly replied, "Nope, I'm free!"

"Great," she said. "Can you watch my dog?"

Being a senior really sucks.

 

[skipxt4]

I wouldn't mind, spanking the monkey.

 

[oleblu72]

I wouldn't mind, spanking the monkey.

I thought she had a dog.

Mark

 

[Iowa 409 Guy]

I wouldn't mind, spanking the monkey.

She has a dog Skip.....

 

[Junkman 104]

It's a monkey. Watch her lips, Bad Monkey.

 

[Junkman 104]

 

[Junkman 104]

 

[skipxt4]

Looks like a Monkey, on her Lap, to me.

 

[Junkman 104]

 

[Junkman 104]

 

[Junkman 104]

 

[Iowa 409 Guy]

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I wouldn't have guts enough to do that...

 

[bobs409]

That's because your wife knows how to use firearms and has them ready to use!

 

[Iowa 409 Guy]

That's for true Bob. She took out a garter snake with her 9mm last year....1 shot and I guarantee she didn't get very close.....

 

[Junkman 104]

 

[Junkman 104]

 

[Junkman 104]

 

[59K9]

aerosol carb cleaner works real well in a fire...

 

[bobs409]

aerosol carb cleaner works real well in a fire...

Toss in a handful of shot gun shells to really liven' things up!