Earth spinning to fast!
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Hang on tight....more taxes coming.
Always remember....people will give up their rights when frightened.
Always remember....people will give up their rights when frightened.
It’s probably caused by to many drag strips pointing in the same direction, there needs to be a balance of drag strips going from East to West as there are ones going from West to East, Lol. These Retards need to get life, I can’t put up with much more of this bullsh$t everyday that comes form the lunitics!!!! Who cares if the earth is spinning faster as long as the sun comes up in the morning and sets in the evening!!!!!
I think you could be right Steve, but I think it might be the other kind of Drag strips that's been in the news lately it's the kind that tries to suck little kids into their perverted world and there's way to many of these on one end of town! The last one I saw that got me pissed was the show the fruit cakes put on in this church! I would like to know how this happened, did the IRS come along and threaten their tax-exempt status?
Mark
Mark you could be right, this is a crazy world anymore. Take me back to the Leave it to Beaver Days.
wristpin
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This craziness started with thats show!!
We all remember those famous words "Ward you were mighty hard on the beaver last night"
Razor strap for me Steve.
Mom got the job as head azz tanner in the family! She had a 2 inch leather belt she called Henry, didn't matter what she called it, it hurt like hell whatever she called it (but me and my brother took her to court to remove the buckle,,I'm kidding
) but my brother was the family hellion so he got his azz best more than me!
Mark
) but my brother was the family hellion so he got his azz best more than me! Mark
Since my Dad worked long hours, at the GE, my Mom became the disciplinarian of the family. 
Her favorite weapon was a 1 1/2" diameter mop handle.
She cut it down to about 24". When it wasn't being used for punishment, she used it to push the clothes around, in the washing machine. This particular winter night, she caught me hopping cars, and tractor trailers, and riding on the back, while slideing on the snow. Great Fun.
As I was walking back, I noticed Mom waiting for me. Ut Oh. 
"Hi Mom, what you doing here?" "I'll tell you ,what I'm doing here" "I saw what you and your friends are doing" " You wanna die?" Then came her favorite line.
"This is gonna hurt me, more then it's gonna hurt you." Yeah wanna bet.
It was 3 blocks, to our house. It seemed like we walked for 1/2 an hour. She gave me, what I deserved, but never told my Dad, how stupid I was.
Her favorite weapon was a 1 1/2" diameter mop handle. She cut it down to about 24". When it wasn't being used for punishment, she used it to push the clothes around, in the washing machine. This particular winter night, she caught me hopping cars, and tractor trailers, and riding on the back, while slideing on the snow. Great Fun.As I was walking back, I noticed Mom waiting for me. Ut Oh. "Hi Mom, what you doing here?" "I'll tell you ,what I'm doing here" "I saw what you and your friends are doing" " You wanna die?" Then came her favorite line."This is gonna hurt me, more then it's gonna hurt you." Yeah wanna bet. It was 3 blocks, to our house. It seemed like we walked for 1/2 an hour. She gave me, what I deserved, but never told my Dad, how stupid I was.
Hang on. The liberal press will soon blame it on Trump.
I clearly remember the first time that I said f()@k In front of my mother…. she was holding a metal soup ladle …..which soon was attached to the middle of my forehead ……it hurt right away, it didn’t wait……..
I remember the first time my mom caught me smoking. I was riding with my buddy in his fity five Chebby and we had been working over a bottle of ole Rocking Chair or maybe I should say trying to! But anywho my buddy made a right onto this road and jumped all over the 55 and lost it cause the road was a little wet and because he was doing the front bumperless 55 at the time the frame horns dug into the ditch bank and flipped the car over and back onto its wheels. I smacked my head on the dash and that put my lights out with the help of the ole Rocking Chair booze! And when I woke up Jeff was trying to put the battery back together again so we could get out of there before the cops came. We then walked about a mile down the road to my cousin's house and got our crap together. Jeff ended up going to the hospital and I went home. Mom and I went to see Jeff the next day and because of my swollen noggin she figured out I must have been with him. So Mom was trying to line up an Xray for me and while she was gone Jeff broke out a cigarette and we were smoking it when she walked back in the room. She didn't say anything about it, so we finished the smoke. So I got my Xray and the only thing she did say was how long had I been smoking, and she was none to happy about it! Jeff is the same friend who wrapped my 61 Impala ragtop around a telephone pole!
Mark
Mark
Greg Reimer
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Earth spinning too fast! Speed it up some more so the liberals will all fly off. How they gonna blame us for that one !