Favorite saying (s)

[El Rat]

Hi Gents...
I grew up in a mechanical environment. My dad was a maintenance super in a chem plant. After my mom passed pop often came to the races with me. After one of my hemi debacles he said, Son that thing sounded like an alligator chewing neck bones! How apropos...

I'm sure you'all have plenty...

 

[Jim Sullivan]

My favorite I heard about 20 years ago is "shaking like a dog shi!!in peach pits"

 

[Last 60]

My favorite I heard about 20 years ago is "shaking like a dog shi!!in peach pits"

I always heard that as "double edged razor blades".

Lonnie

 

[bobs409]

I'm gonna go with "ran when parked". That one gets me every time.

 

[61BUBBLE348]

" You can't polish a turd" although I think myth busters did

 

[Quickshift409]

If it ain't broke don't fix it.

 

[MRHP]

You can't polish a turd but you can roll it in glitter.

 

[blkblk63ss]

Little old lady drove it only to church on sunday....

 

[blkblk63ss]

My own,,,,,,
You are never done in life until you are six feet under, then you are well done!!!

 

[DonSSDD]

Little old lady drove it only to church on sunday....

My Dad used to say, only driven by a priest's wife.

 

[Phil Reed]

Little old lady drove it only to church on sunday....

or the liquor store!!!!

 

[Iowa 409 Guy]

When a truck or something rolled on it's side or even on it's top Dad said "might as well get the grease gun while it's handy".

 

[oldskydog]

The most useless things in aviation are:
-runway behind you
-altitude above you
-fuel still in the fuel truck

 

[Fathead Racing]

When the farmers horse fell over dead farmer says, well he's never done that before.

 

[Blk61409]

Well, my ole Daddy always told me "Son, there's no such thing as bad free beer"!!

 

[wrench]

Cream rises to the top......


but so does scum.

 

[Tom Kochtanek]

Close, but no cigar !!!

 

[bjburnout]

......when all else fails.........read the instructions.......

 

[buildit]

He's happier than a queer in a dick tree!

 

[La Hot Rods]

My saying about working on customers is at the end of the day...."I Got A Ride Home"