You don't have to start early if you never stop from the night before I have never had a reason to take a sobriety test, however if I did, I would not do it period. Actually I don't answer questions to police anymore at all. I follow direct commands only. Stay quiet, be respectful, but don't help them give you a ticket or take you to jail. Once they engage you for what ever reason, its all about confirmation bias. They are going to do what they are going to do and nothing you say will make any difference in the long run.
I remember Blatz from my days in Cleveland. It was pretty nasty stuff, even for back then . That was a Milwaukee brew, as I recall. Probably owned by Pabst now, as they seem to be buying everyone lately...
My Dad used to drink "POC" (Pilsener on Call) back in the day (it was real cheap, like Blatz) and we used to call it "Piss on Cleveland" .
We'd drink BEER. Inside screw top had puzzle.
Philipines it was San Miquel (formadahyde as preservative)
South Korea was green XXXX
Japan Saporo rice beer
Singapore Rose flavor beer
Persian Gulf gritty sandy dirt flavor beer