It doesn't matter what party you belong to -- this is hilarious.
From a show on Canadian TV there was a black comedian
who said he misses Bill Clinton.
"Yep, that's right - I miss Bill Clinton! He was the
closest thing we ever got to having a black man as
President.
Number 1 - He played the sax.
Number 2 - He smoked weed.
Number 3 - He had his way with ugly white women.
Even now? Look at him ... his wife works, and he doesn't!
And, he gets a check from the government every month.
Manufacturers announced today that they will be
stocking America 's shelves this week with " Clinton
Soup," in honor of one of the nations' most
distinguished men. It consists primarily of a weenie
in hot water.
Chrysler Corporation is adding a new car to its line
to honor Bill Clinton. The Dodge Drafter will be built
in Canada
When asked what he thought about foreign affairs,
Clinton replied, "I don't know, I never had one."
Clinton revised the judicial oath: "I solemnly swear
to tell the truth as I know it, the whole truth as I
believe it to be, and nothing but what I think you
need to know."
Clinton will be recorded in history as the only
President to do Hanky Panky between Bushes."
From a show on Canadian TV there was a black comedian
who said he misses Bill Clinton.
"Yep, that's right - I miss Bill Clinton! He was the
closest thing we ever got to having a black man as
President.
Number 1 - He played the sax.
Number 2 - He smoked weed.
Number 3 - He had his way with ugly white women.
Even now? Look at him ... his wife works, and he doesn't!
And, he gets a check from the government every month.
Manufacturers announced today that they will be
stocking America 's shelves this week with " Clinton
Soup," in honor of one of the nations' most
distinguished men. It consists primarily of a weenie
in hot water.
Chrysler Corporation is adding a new car to its line
to honor Bill Clinton. The Dodge Drafter will be built
in Canada
When asked what he thought about foreign affairs,
Clinton replied, "I don't know, I never had one."
Clinton revised the judicial oath: "I solemnly swear
to tell the truth as I know it, the whole truth as I
believe it to be, and nothing but what I think you
need to know."
Clinton will be recorded in history as the only
President to do Hanky Panky between Bushes."