Getting Old
Last night, my wife and I were sitting
in the living room and I said to her,
"I never want to live in a vegetative state, dependent on some machine and
fluids from a bottle. If that ever happens, just pull the plug."
She got up, unplugged the TV and then
threw out my beer.
She's Such A Bit*h......
Last night, my wife and I were sitting
in the living room and I said to her,
"I never want to live in a vegetative state, dependent on some machine and
fluids from a bottle. If that ever happens, just pull the plug."
She got up, unplugged the TV and then
threw out my beer.
She's Such A Bit*h......
