Golf

Dick MacKenzie

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It was a sunny morning, a little before 8.00am, on the first hole of
a busy course, and I was beginning my pre-shot routine, visualizing
my upcoming shot when a
piercing voice came over the club house loud speaker,

"Would the gentleman on the woman's tee back up to the men's tee
please!"

I could feel every eye on the course looking at me.

I was still deep in my routine, seemingly impervious to the
interruption.

Again the announcement, "Would the man on the woman's tee kindly
back up to the men's tee."

I simply ignored the guy and kept concentrating,

When once more, the Man yelled,

"Would the man on the woman's tee back up to the men's tee, please!"

I finally stopped, turned, cupped my hands and shouted back . .

"Would The a$$hole with the microphone kindly keep quiet and let me
play my second shot!"
 
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