Two Women Were Walking Home From The Local Bar At Girls Night Out, As They Walked By A Grave Yard They Both Decided They Had To Pee. They Both Did Their Business , The First Wiped With Her Panties And The Other Not Wanting To Use Her Panties Grabbed A Piece Of Silk Ribbon From A Grave Marker. The Next Day The First Girls Husband Called The Other Husband And Said We Got To Stop This Girls Night Out Cuz My Wife Came Home Drunk And Passed Out And Did Not Have Her Panties On. The Second Husband Said I Agree Cuz Mine Passed Out On The Couch With A Ribbon Stuck In Her Panties That Said " We Will All Miss You, Local Fire Dept # 9 ".
