Have You Ever ?

[oldskydog]

A man was lying on a blanket at the beach . He had
> no arms or legs.
Three women were walking past and felt sorry for the
poor man.
The first woman said " Have you ever had a hug? "

The man said "No",
So she gave him a hug and walked on.
The second woman said "Have you ever had a kiss?".

The man said "No",
So she gave him a kiss and walked on.
The third woman walked over to him, knelt down and
whispered in his ear,
"Have you ever been Screwed?"
The fellow looked up in amazement and said "No"

The woman smiled and said "You will be when the tide
comes in."
:eek:

 

[Phil Reed]

PRICELESS!!!!!!!!!!! My sides hurt Cecil!!