The following is 100% TRUE : Our county hospital received a call from an EMS from one of the smaller neighboring counties the other day. Apparently a man (who sounded Hispanic maybe?) had called 911 and the operator could not understand his broken English very well, but she made out the word Ebola. The EMS people refused to go inside to see about the man. They were on the verge of quarantining him to his house (one person even said they should burn it down with him in it!) Well after some debate they called our hospital and put it off on them to handle the call. Upon contacting the man again it was discovered that he had an Anal Boil. A few of the people who found out said they think they'd rather have the Ebola.
Barack Hussein Obama took to the airwaves early Tuesday morning to announce that our years of tough,
hardball negotiations with Iran have finally paid off in a deal which forces the "Death to America, Death
to Israel" terrorism-exporting, always-lying nation to not only pinky-swear that they will stop developing
nuclear weapons, but - at the insistence of John "Swiftboat" Kerry - also cross their hearts not to cheat