How to shut up the church gossip???

DaveFoster

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Mildred, the church gossip, self-appointed monitor of the church's morals, kept sticking her nose into other people's business. Several members did not approve of her extra curricular activities, but feared her enough to maintain their silence.

She made a mistake, however, when she accused Cecil, a new member, of being an alcoholic after she saw his old pickup truck parked in front of the town's only bar one afternoon. She emphatically told Cecil and several others that everyone seeing it there would know what he was doing.

Cecil, a man of few words, stared at her for a moment and just turned and walked away. He didn't explain, defend, or deny. He said nothing. Later that evening, Cecil quietly parked his pickup in front of Mildred's house....walked home......and left it there all night.....
 

oldskydog

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Supporting Member 10
Mildred, the church gossip, self-appointed monitor of the church's morals, kept sticking her nose into other people's business. Several members did not approve of her extra curricular activities, but feared her enough to maintain their silence.

She made a mistake, however, when she accused Cecil, a new member, of being an alcoholic after she saw his old pickup truck parked in front of the town's only bar one afternoon. She emphatically told Cecil and several others that everyone seeing it there would know what he was doing.

Cecil, a man of few words, stared at her for a moment and just turned and walked away. He didn't explain, defend, or deny. He said nothing. Later that evening, Cecil quietly parked his pickup in front of Mildred's house....walked home......and left it there all night.....

Just a coincidence, I'm sure, but Mildred's 51 GMC 5 window is parked in my driveway.:eek: Honestly , the 90 year old lady who bought the truck new and gave it to me two years ago is named Mildred.:scratch :dunno :D
 
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