Mike,
I think that since you are such a fine upstanding individual and don't really need the money, that you should donate it to someone really needy.
Someone like that poor Portland policeman that DQ recently met. He seems like someone who could use a little charity (or maybe a life.
Just ask DQ for the officers's name and submit it on his behalf. I'm sure he will be surprised and grateful for such a generous act of charity.
Check it out, I'm in the big bucks now. What should I buy to put in my new 12 car barn?