Don?????? Don who, you talking about me Phil???? why sure i can put him up for the night, i would be honored. He can bring his bed roll and sleep in my front yard any day { or night} . I will sign a piece of paper saying he has my permission, in case the the cop's check him out. He can change into his jammy's in the back yard for more privacy, and then return to the front to sleep. He will have to bring his picture from the biker magazine to prove he is that guy. I can tell where they might have sale's on beer, and so forth. If the cop's do check him out , i would ask him to tell the cop's to turn off the red flashing light's as i don't want to be disturbed when i am trying to sleep. In the morning if he would like to shower , i can prop up a watering shower head my wife has on a garden hose ,propped on my privacy fence in the back yard., he will have to turn on the water hydrant himself . When he shower's he could stand in my wife's flower bed so as to water the flower's , that way the water would not seem like it was wasted.Just so he don't trample the flower's as my wife would be mad. I have shop rag's and liquid floor soap i use in my garage anyway, so no big deal.I have a couple of shammy's to dry off with also. I f he has to do #1 , he could step outside my back yard and do that during the night.I will offer him breakfast ,{ i will tell him how to get to Mc Donald's} and if he has to do #2 if he could just hold it he could do that while at Mc Donald's also.Lunch he will get a hot dog at the strip ,,,{dragstrip}. For supper i will give direction's to old mac again , straight east from strip on tenth, into city limit's and about three car lenght's before the railroad track's take a hard right and he is in old mac's lot. He can stay for free as i would not have the heart to charge him anything. I hope he would enjoy my facility's and his stay in great bend is a pleasant one , and one he would never forget.
Sincerely Don.