I think it's weird they call childbirth delivery. They should have called it takeout!
Dick MacKenzie Well Known Member Supporting Member 9 Jul 6, 2020 #21 I think it's weird they call childbirth delivery. They should have called it takeout!
61BUBBLE348 Well Known Member Supporting Member 11 Jul 6, 2020 #22 Did you hear about the Spanish Fireman, his wife had twins they called the first son Jose' the second son was called Hose B
Did you hear about the Spanish Fireman, his wife had twins they called the first son Jose' the second son was called Hose B
bjburnout Well Known Member Supporting Member 4 Jul 7, 2020 #23 If a poison "use-by date" expires, is it more poisonous or is it no longer poisonous?.... Which letter is silent in the word "Scent," the S or the C?.... Do twins ever realize that one of them is unplanned?.... Maybe oxygen is slowly killing you and it just takes 75-100 years to fully work..... Every time you clean something, you just make something else dirty..... 100 years ago, everyone owned a horse and only the rich had cars. Today everyone has cars and only the rich own horses..... If you replace "W" with "T" in "What, Where and When", you get the answer to each of them....
If a poison "use-by date" expires, is it more poisonous or is it no longer poisonous?.... Which letter is silent in the word "Scent," the S or the C?.... Do twins ever realize that one of them is unplanned?.... Maybe oxygen is slowly killing you and it just takes 75-100 years to fully work..... Every time you clean something, you just make something else dirty..... 100 years ago, everyone owned a horse and only the rich had cars. Today everyone has cars and only the rich own horses..... If you replace "W" with "T" in "What, Where and When", you get the answer to each of them....
Dick MacKenzie Well Known Member Supporting Member 9 Jul 11, 2020 #24 If I had 50 cents for every math exam I failed.............. I'd have $6.30!
Dick MacKenzie Well Known Member Supporting Member 9 Jul 14, 2020 #26 If you pee on an electric fence urine trouble!
bjburnout Well Known Member Supporting Member 4 Jul 14, 2020 #27 Dick MacKenzie said: If I had 50 cents for every math exam I failed.............. I'd have $6.30! Click to expand... 4 out of every 3 people have trouble with math.....
Dick MacKenzie said: If I had 50 cents for every math exam I failed.............. I'd have $6.30! Click to expand... 4 out of every 3 people have trouble with math.....
bjburnout Well Known Member Supporting Member 4 Jul 14, 2020 #28 Some book titles to ponder OPEN KIMONA by Seymore Hare RUSTY BED SPRINGS by I. P. Knightley
skipxt4 Well Seasoned Member Supporting Member 18 Jul 16, 2020 #30 " Roses are RED, Violet's are Blue," Shit Stink's.
W Head Well Known Member Supporting Member 12 Jul 18, 2020 #33 Jack and Jill went up the hill each with a dollar and a quarter, Jill came down with two and a half do you thin they went up for water? W Head 59 Impala 409-2,4s
Jack and Jill went up the hill each with a dollar and a quarter, Jill came down with two and a half do you thin they went up for water? W Head 59 Impala 409-2,4s