A man walks into a bar with an octopus under his arm, he puts in on the counter and bets anyone in the pub that they can't find an instrument too hard for the octupus to play. The bet stands at 50 dollars.
The first drinker to have a go brings the octopus a trumpet. The octupus takes it and without hesitation plays a tune Louis Armstrong would have been proud of.
Secondly a man comes up and hands the octopus an electric quitar. Again the pub is amazed by the skill as the octupus plays a perfect rendition of Hendrix's along the watchtower.
The octupus' owner pockets the money and is about to leave when a scotsman comes in and puts a set of bagpipes on the bar. The octopus picks them up. Looking very puzzled he fumbles with it for a bit. With delight the scotsman says! "Aha, ya canne play it can ye?!" The octopus looks at him and says --------
"Play it? I'm going to screw it when I figure out how to get it's pajamas off!"
The first drinker to have a go brings the octopus a trumpet. The octupus takes it and without hesitation plays a tune Louis Armstrong would have been proud of.
Secondly a man comes up and hands the octopus an electric quitar. Again the pub is amazed by the skill as the octupus plays a perfect rendition of Hendrix's along the watchtower.
The octupus' owner pockets the money and is about to leave when a scotsman comes in and puts a set of bagpipes on the bar. The octopus picks them up. Looking very puzzled he fumbles with it for a bit. With delight the scotsman says! "Aha, ya canne play it can ye?!" The octopus looks at him and says --------
"Play it? I'm going to screw it when I figure out how to get it's pajamas off!"