This is not a joke !!!!!!
I have a friend, who is a retired police officer from our area. When he was a rookie, he was paired up with an older veteran, with about thirty years service. They used to do their rounds at night, checking out all the trouble spots. Larry's older partner had some night vision problems, so they road around with the high beams on, so he could see better.
The older cop would nod off around three a.m. every night, while they were riding around. One night Larry decided to play a trick on old High Beam.(nick name)
HE pulled the police cruiser about seven inches away from a power pole, turned the low beams on, screamed to the top of his lungs, and hit the pole. The old cop woke up, just before they hit the pole, and he started screaming, like a little girl, and then p*ssed his pants.
He never forgave Larry for that trick. You know how bad news travels fast. The old cop had to listen to it, till the day he retired.
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