Old Timer
A crusty old Timer, on a summer drive in the country, walks into a tavern and
see's a sign hanging over the bar which reads:
CHEESEBURGER: $1.50
CHICKEN SANDWICH : $2.50
HANDJOB: $10.00
Checking his wallet for the necessary payment, he walks up to the bar and
beckons to one of the three exceptionally attractive women serving drinks to
a meager looking group of farmers.
"Yes?" she inquires with a knowing smile, "Can I help you?"
"I was wondering,"whispers the Old Timer", are you the young lady who gives
the hand-jobs?"
"Yes," she purrs, "I am."
The Old Timer replies, "Well, could you wash your hands really
good, I want a cheeseburger."
A crusty old Timer, on a summer drive in the country, walks into a tavern and
see's a sign hanging over the bar which reads:
CHEESEBURGER: $1.50
CHICKEN SANDWICH : $2.50
HANDJOB: $10.00
Checking his wallet for the necessary payment, he walks up to the bar and
beckons to one of the three exceptionally attractive women serving drinks to
a meager looking group of farmers.
"Yes?" she inquires with a knowing smile, "Can I help you?"
"I was wondering,"whispers the Old Timer", are you the young lady who gives
the hand-jobs?"
"Yes," she purrs, "I am."
The Old Timer replies, "Well, could you wash your hands really
good, I want a cheeseburger."