Ed the owner of a golf course in Oregon was confused about paying an invoice, so he decided to ask his secretary, Carol, for some mathematical help. He called Carol into his office and said, "You graduated from the University of Oregon, and I need some help. If I were to give you $20,000, minus 14%, how much would you take off?" Carol thought a moment, then replied, "Everything but my earrings."
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A group of Oregon friends went deer hunting and paired off in twos for the day. That night, one of the hunters, Steve, returned alone, staggering under the weight of an eight-point buck. "Where's Wade?" the others asked. "Wade had a stroke of some kind. He's a couple of miles back up the trail," the successful Steve replied. "You left Wade laying out there and carried the deer back?" they inquired. "A tough call," nodded Steve. "But I figured no one is going to steal Wade!"
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Regarding the year 2000, Beth a United States postal worker was overheard saying "when the end of the world comes, I hope to be in Oregon ." When asked why, she stated that everything happens here 20 years later than the rest of the civilized world.
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The young Oregonian came running into the store and said to his buddy, " Alvin , somebody just stole your pickup truck from the parking lot!" Alvin replied, "Did you see who it was?" The young fella answered, "I couldn't tell, but I got the license plate number."
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NEWS FLASH! - Grants Pass , Oregon
Oregon's worst air disaster occurred when a small two-seater Cessna 150 plane, piloted by Arkie & Edna, crashed into a cemetery earlier today in Grants Pass. Oregon search and rescue workers have recovered 300 bodies so far and expect the number to climb as digging continues into the evening.
Arkie & Edna survived and are helping in the recovery
efforts.
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A group of Oregon friends went deer hunting and paired off in twos for the day. That night, one of the hunters, Steve, returned alone, staggering under the weight of an eight-point buck. "Where's Wade?" the others asked. "Wade had a stroke of some kind. He's a couple of miles back up the trail," the successful Steve replied. "You left Wade laying out there and carried the deer back?" they inquired. "A tough call," nodded Steve. "But I figured no one is going to steal Wade!"
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Regarding the year 2000, Beth a United States postal worker was overheard saying "when the end of the world comes, I hope to be in Oregon ." When asked why, she stated that everything happens here 20 years later than the rest of the civilized world.
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The young Oregonian came running into the store and said to his buddy, " Alvin , somebody just stole your pickup truck from the parking lot!" Alvin replied, "Did you see who it was?" The young fella answered, "I couldn't tell, but I got the license plate number."
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NEWS FLASH! - Grants Pass , Oregon
Oregon's worst air disaster occurred when a small two-seater Cessna 150 plane, piloted by Arkie & Edna, crashed into a cemetery earlier today in Grants Pass. Oregon search and rescue workers have recovered 300 bodies so far and expect the number to climb as digging continues into the evening.
Arkie & Edna survived and are helping in the recovery
efforts.
