Little Phil and Candy are only 10 years old, but they just know that
They are in love. One day they decide that they want to get married, so
Phil goes to Candy's father to ask him for her hand.
Phil bravely walks up to him and says, "Mr. Smith, me and Candy are in
Love and I want to ask you for her hand in marriage."
Thinking that this was just the cutest thing, Mr. Smith replies, "Well
Phil, you are only 10. Where will you two live?"
Without even taking a moment to think about it, Phil replies, "In
Candy`s room. It's bigger than mine and we can both fit there nicely."
Still thinking this is just adorabl e, Mr. Smith says with a huge grin,
"Okay then, how will you live? You're not old enough to get a job. You
Know, you'll need to support Candy."
Again, Phil instantly replies, "Our allowance. Candy makes 5 bucks a
Week and I make 10 bucks a week. That's about 60 bucks a month, and that
Should do us just fine."
By this time Mr. Smith is a little shocked that Phil has put so much
Thought into this. He thinks for a moment trying to come up with
Something that Phil won't have an answer to.
After a second, Mr. Smith says, "Well, Phil, it seems like you have
Everything all figured out. I just have one more question for you. What
Will you do if the two of you have little ones of your own?"
Phil just shrugs his shoulders and says, "Well, we've been lucky so
Far."
Mr. Smith no longer thinks the little sh*t is adorable.
They are in love. One day they decide that they want to get married, so
Phil goes to Candy's father to ask him for her hand.
Phil bravely walks up to him and says, "Mr. Smith, me and Candy are in
Love and I want to ask you for her hand in marriage."
Thinking that this was just the cutest thing, Mr. Smith replies, "Well
Phil, you are only 10. Where will you two live?"
Without even taking a moment to think about it, Phil replies, "In
Candy`s room. It's bigger than mine and we can both fit there nicely."
Still thinking this is just adorabl e, Mr. Smith says with a huge grin,
"Okay then, how will you live? You're not old enough to get a job. You
Know, you'll need to support Candy."
Again, Phil instantly replies, "Our allowance. Candy makes 5 bucks a
Week and I make 10 bucks a week. That's about 60 bucks a month, and that
Should do us just fine."
By this time Mr. Smith is a little shocked that Phil has put so much
Thought into this. He thinks for a moment trying to come up with
Something that Phil won't have an answer to.
After a second, Mr. Smith says, "Well, Phil, it seems like you have
Everything all figured out. I just have one more question for you. What
Will you do if the two of you have little ones of your own?"
Phil just shrugs his shoulders and says, "Well, we've been lucky so
Far."
Mr. Smith no longer thinks the little sh*t is adorable.
