Phil R. works hard at his car parts business and spends two nights each week bowling and plays golf every Saturday. His wife thinks he's pushing himself too hard, so for his birthday she takes him to a local strip club.
The doorman at the club greets them and says, "Hey, Phil! How ya doin?"
His wife is puzzled and asks if he has been to this club before.
"Oh no," says Phil. "He's on my bowling team."
When they are seated, a waitress asks Phil if he'd like his usual and brings over a Budweiser.
His wife is becoming increasingly uncomfortable and says, "How did she know that you drink Budweiser?"
"I recognize her, she's the waitress from the golf club. I always have a Bud at the end of the 1st nine, honey. "
A stripper then comes over to their table, throws her arms around Phil, starts to rub herself all over him and says, "Hi Philly. Want your usual table dance, big boy?"
Phil's wife, now furious, grabs her purse and storms out of the club.
Phil follows and spots her getting into a cab. Before she can slam the door he jumps in beside her. Phil tries desperately to explain how the stripper must have mistaken him for someone else, but his wife is having none of it. Candy is screaming at him at the top of her lungs, calling him every 4 letter word in the book.
The cabby turns around and says, "Geez Phil, you picked up a real ***** this time."
The doorman at the club greets them and says, "Hey, Phil! How ya doin?"
His wife is puzzled and asks if he has been to this club before.
"Oh no," says Phil. "He's on my bowling team."
When they are seated, a waitress asks Phil if he'd like his usual and brings over a Budweiser.
His wife is becoming increasingly uncomfortable and says, "How did she know that you drink Budweiser?"
"I recognize her, she's the waitress from the golf club. I always have a Bud at the end of the 1st nine, honey. "
A stripper then comes over to their table, throws her arms around Phil, starts to rub herself all over him and says, "Hi Philly. Want your usual table dance, big boy?"
Phil's wife, now furious, grabs her purse and storms out of the club.
Phil follows and spots her getting into a cab. Before she can slam the door he jumps in beside her. Phil tries desperately to explain how the stripper must have mistaken him for someone else, but his wife is having none of it. Candy is screaming at him at the top of her lungs, calling him every 4 letter word in the book.
The cabby turns around and says, "Geez Phil, you picked up a real ***** this time."
