Phil's parents who worked for the circus go to an adoption agency
where social workers raise doubts about their suitability. The couple
produce photos of their 50 foot motor home which is clean, well maintained,
and equipped with a beautiful nursery.
The social workers raise concerns about the education the child would
receive while in the couple's care. "We've arranged for a full-time tutor
who will teach the child all the usual subjects along with French, Latin,
and computing skills."
Then the social workers expressed concerns about being raised in a
circus environment. "The child will be surrounded by family, but we've
also retained a nanny who is a certified expert in pediatric care, welfare,
and diet."
The social workers are finally satisfied and ask, "What age child are you ideally hoping to adopt?" "Doesn't really matter... as long as the kid fits in the cannon."
where social workers raise doubts about their suitability. The couple
produce photos of their 50 foot motor home which is clean, well maintained,
and equipped with a beautiful nursery.
The social workers raise concerns about the education the child would
receive while in the couple's care. "We've arranged for a full-time tutor
who will teach the child all the usual subjects along with French, Latin,
and computing skills."
Then the social workers expressed concerns about being raised in a
circus environment. "The child will be surrounded by family, but we've
also retained a nanny who is a certified expert in pediatric care, welfare,
and diet."
The social workers are finally satisfied and ask, "What age child are you ideally hoping to adopt?" "Doesn't really matter... as long as the kid fits in the cannon."
