Politically Correct Holiday Greetings
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> To All My Democrat Friends:
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> Please accept with no obligation, implied or explicit, my best
> wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible,
> low-stress, non-addictive, gender-neutral celebration of the winter
> solstice holiday, practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of
> the religious persuasion of your choice, or secular practices of your
> choice, with respect for the religious/secular persuasion and/or
> traditions of others, or their choice not to practice religious or
> secular traditions at all. I also wish you a fiscally successful,
> personally fulfilling and medically uncomplicated recognition of the
> onset of the generally accepted calendar year 2007, but not without
> due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures
whose
> contributions to society have helped make America great. Not to imply
> that America is necessarily greater than any other country nor the
> only America in the Western Hemisphere Also, this wish is made without
> regard to the race, creed, color, age, physical ability, religious
> faith or sexual preference of the wishee.
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> To My Republican Friends:
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> Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year!
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> To All My Democrat Friends:
>
> Please accept with no obligation, implied or explicit, my best
> wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible,
> low-stress, non-addictive, gender-neutral celebration of the winter
> solstice holiday, practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of
> the religious persuasion of your choice, or secular practices of your
> choice, with respect for the religious/secular persuasion and/or
> traditions of others, or their choice not to practice religious or
> secular traditions at all. I also wish you a fiscally successful,
> personally fulfilling and medically uncomplicated recognition of the
> onset of the generally accepted calendar year 2007, but not without
> due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures
whose
> contributions to society have helped make America great. Not to imply
> that America is necessarily greater than any other country nor the
> only America in the Western Hemisphere Also, this wish is made without
> regard to the race, creed, color, age, physical ability, religious
> faith or sexual preference of the wishee.
>
> To My Republican Friends:
>
> Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year!
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