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Looks like there is a scandal brewing at the white house and it being called Poopgate. As everyone knows there was a pile discovered on the carpet off of one of the rooms and the staff is blaming Major the dog for doing this, but Major says he's being framed by Biden as the Resident of the United States forgot to wear his Depends that day and crapped on the carpet. The FBI is now opening an investigation and will be asking for DNA samples from both involved parties to get to the bottom of this horrible deed, lord knows with all the problems in the world going on this has to take top priority. That's what happens when the dog is a whistle blower on the current POTUS or should it be ROTUS.