Redneck Vacation

[Phil Reed]

Billy Bob and Luther were talking one afternoon when Billy Bob tells
Luther, "Ya know, I reckon I'm 'bout ready for a vacation. Only this year
I'm gonna do it a little different." The last few years, I took your
advice about where to go.

Three years ago you said to go to Hawaii. I went to Hawaii and Earline
got pregnant.

Then two years ago, you told me to go to the Bahamas, and Earline got
pregnant again.

Last year you suggested Tahiti and danged if Earline didn't get
pregnant again."

Luther asks Billy Bob, "So, what you gonna do this year that's
different?"

Billy Bob says, "This year I'm taking Earline with me."

 

[dunhamfield]

Just one question...........does that mean that Earline wont be at the Christmas party this year??????????????