Working people frequently ask us retired people what we do to make our days
interesting.
Well, for example, the other day I went downtown and went into a shop. I was
only in there for about 5 minutes and when I came out there was a cop
writing out a parking ticket.
I went up to him and said, "Come on, man, how about giving a retired person
a break?" He ignored me and continued writing the ticket. I called him a
"Nazi." He glared at me and started writing another ticket for having worn
tires. So I called him a "doughnut eating Gestapo." Then he started writing
a third ticket. This went on for about 20 minutes. The more I abused him,
the more tickets he wrote.
Personally, I didn't care. I came downtown on the bus, and the car that he
was putting the tickets on had a bumper sticker that said "Hillary '08." I
try to have a little fun each day now that I'm retired. It's important to my
health.
interesting.
Well, for example, the other day I went downtown and went into a shop. I was
only in there for about 5 minutes and when I came out there was a cop
writing out a parking ticket.
I went up to him and said, "Come on, man, how about giving a retired person
a break?" He ignored me and continued writing the ticket. I called him a
"Nazi." He glared at me and started writing another ticket for having worn
tires. So I called him a "doughnut eating Gestapo." Then he started writing
a third ticket. This went on for about 20 minutes. The more I abused him,
the more tickets he wrote.
Personally, I didn't care. I came downtown on the bus, and the car that he
was putting the tickets on had a bumper sticker that said "Hillary '08." I
try to have a little fun each day now that I'm retired. It's important to my
health.