Retirement Planning
If you had purchased $1,000.00 of Nortel stock one year ago, it would
now be worth $49.00...:takethat
With Enron, you would have had $16.50 left of the original $1,000.00...:evil
With WorldCom, you would have had less than $5.00 left...
If you had purchased $1,000 of Delta Air Lines stock you would have$49.00 left..
But, if you had purchased $1,000.00 worth of beer one year ago, drank
all the beer, then turned in the cans for the aluminum recycling
RE! FUND, y ou would have had $214.00...
Based on the above, the best current investment advice is to drink
heavily and recycle.
It's called the 401-Keg Plan....
If you had purchased $1,000.00 of Nortel stock one year ago, it would
now be worth $49.00...:takethat
With Enron, you would have had $16.50 left of the original $1,000.00...:evil
With WorldCom, you would have had less than $5.00 left...
If you had purchased $1,000 of Delta Air Lines stock you would have$49.00 left..
But, if you had purchased $1,000.00 worth of beer one year ago, drank
all the beer, then turned in the cans for the aluminum recycling
RE! FUND, y ou would have had $214.00...
Based on the above, the best current investment advice is to drink
heavily and recycle.
It's called the 401-Keg Plan....
