> >>> " WOR LD PEACE"
> >>>
> >>>
> >>> Three guys, a Canadian farmer,
> >>> Osama bin Laden, and an American Engineer
> >>>
> >>> are walking together one day.
> >>> They come across a lantern and a Genie
> >>> pops out of it ...
> >>>
> >>> "I will give each of you one wish,
> >>> which is three wishes total" says the Genie ...
> >>>
> >>> The Canadian farmer says,
> >>> "I am a farmer, my dad was a farmer,
> >>> and my son will also farm ...
> >>> I want the land to be forever fertile in Canada
> >>>
> >>> " PoooooF !
> >>> With a blink of the Genie's eye, the land in Canada was
> >>> forever made fertile for farming.
> >>> Osama bin Laden was amazed, so he said,
> >>> "I want an impenetrable wall around Afghanistan,
> >>> Iraq and Iran,
> >>> with all believers of Mohammed inside
> >>> and all Jews, Americans, and other infidel
> >>> forever outside our precious state.
> >>>
> >>> " Pooooo f ! "
> >>> Again, with the blink of the Genie's eye,
> >>> there was a huge wall around those countries.
> >>> The American engineer asks, "I am very curious. Please tell
me
> >>> more about this wall."
> >>> The Genie explains,
> >>> "Well, it's 5000 feet high, 500 feet thick and completely
> >>> surrounds these countries . . .
> >>> it's virtually impenetrable.
> >>> "Now what is your wish?"
> >>> The American engineer smiles and says,
> >>> "Fill it with water"
> >>>
> >>>
> >>> " Pooooof ! "
> >>> WORLD P EACE !
> >>>
> >>>
> >>> Three guys, a Canadian farmer,
> >>> Osama bin Laden, and an American Engineer
> >>>
> >>> are walking together one day.
> >>> They come across a lantern and a Genie
> >>> pops out of it ...
> >>>
> >>> "I will give each of you one wish,
> >>> which is three wishes total" says the Genie ...
> >>>
> >>> The Canadian farmer says,
> >>> "I am a farmer, my dad was a farmer,
> >>> and my son will also farm ...
> >>> I want the land to be forever fertile in Canada
> >>>
> >>> " PoooooF !
> >>> With a blink of the Genie's eye, the land in Canada was
> >>> forever made fertile for farming.
> >>> Osama bin Laden was amazed, so he said,
> >>> "I want an impenetrable wall around Afghanistan,
> >>> Iraq and Iran,
> >>> with all believers of Mohammed inside
> >>> and all Jews, Americans, and other infidel
> >>> forever outside our precious state.
> >>>
> >>> " Pooooo f ! "
> >>> Again, with the blink of the Genie's eye,
> >>> there was a huge wall around those countries.
> >>> The American engineer asks, "I am very curious. Please tell
me
> >>> more about this wall."
> >>> The Genie explains,
> >>> "Well, it's 5000 feet high, 500 feet thick and completely
> >>> surrounds these countries . . .
> >>> it's virtually impenetrable.
> >>> "Now what is your wish?"
> >>> The American engineer smiles and says,
> >>> "Fill it with water"
> >>>
> >>>
> >>> " Pooooof ! "
> >>> WORLD P EACE !