Sujvivor, Texas Style

oldskydog

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Survivor, Texas Style

Due to the popularity of the "Survivor" shows, Texas is planning to
do one entitled, "Survivor, Texas-Style."

The contestants will all start in Dallas, then drive to Waco,
Austin, San Antonio, over to Houston and down to Brownsville. They
will then proceed up to Del Rio, El Paso, Midland, Odessa, Blanco,
Lubbock and Amarillo.

From there they will go on to Abilene, Fort Worth and finally back
to Dallas..

Each will be driving a pink Volvo with bumper stickers that read:

"I'm Gay, I Love the Dixie Chicks, Boycott Beef, I Voted for John
Kerry, George Strait Sucks, Hillary in 2008 & I'm here to
confiscate your guns."

The first one to make it back to Dallas alive wins.:deal :brow :D
 
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