Five American surgeons were discussing their work.
The first said, "I like to operate on accountants. All the parts inside are neatly numbered"
The second said, "The best patients are electricians. Their organs are color-coded."
The third said, "I prefer librarians. Everything inside is alphabetically arranged, so there's no mistaking anything."
The fourth preferred construction workers, "They are very understanding if you have a few parts left over, and they understand if you don't finish when you promised."
The last surgeon however said, "The French are the easiest patients. Everything is simple and there's never a mess to clean up. There's no guts, no heart and no spine. Not only that, the head & rear end are interchangeable."
The first said, "I like to operate on accountants. All the parts inside are neatly numbered"
The second said, "The best patients are electricians. Their organs are color-coded."
The third said, "I prefer librarians. Everything inside is alphabetically arranged, so there's no mistaking anything."
The fourth preferred construction workers, "They are very understanding if you have a few parts left over, and they understand if you don't finish when you promised."
The last surgeon however said, "The French are the easiest patients. Everything is simple and there's never a mess to clean up. There's no guts, no heart and no spine. Not only that, the head & rear end are interchangeable."