This is for DickieMac.
A blonde woman was having financial troubles so she decided to
kidnap a child and demand a ransom.
She went to a local park, grabbed a little boy, took him
behind a tree and wrote a note.
"I have kidnapped your child. I am sorry to do this but I need
the money. Leave $10,000 in a plain brown bag behind the big oak tree in
the park at 7AM."
Signed,
"The Blonde."
She pinned the note inside the little boy's jacket and told
him to go straight home.
The next morning, she returned to the park to find the $10,000
in a brown bag behind the big oak tree, just as she had instructed.
Inside the bag with the cash was the following note:
(Are you ready for this?)
"Here is your money.
I cannot believe that one blonde would do this to another.":eek:
:stooges
A blonde woman was having financial troubles so she decided to
kidnap a child and demand a ransom.
She went to a local park, grabbed a little boy, took him
behind a tree and wrote a note.
"I have kidnapped your child. I am sorry to do this but I need
the money. Leave $10,000 in a plain brown bag behind the big oak tree in
the park at 7AM."
Signed,
"The Blonde."
She pinned the note inside the little boy's jacket and told
him to go straight home.
The next morning, she returned to the park to find the $10,000
in a brown bag behind the big oak tree, just as she had instructed.
Inside the bag with the cash was the following note:
(Are you ready for this?)
"Here is your money.
I cannot believe that one blonde would do this to another.":eek:
:stooges
