>> The Loving Husband
>>
>> ..
>>
>> A man and his ever-nagging wife went on vacation to Jerusalem. While they
>> were there, the wife passed away. The undertaker told the husband, "You
>> can
>> have her shipped home for $5,000, or you can bury her here, in the Holy
>> Land, for $150." The man thought about it and told him he would just have
>> her shipped home.
>>
>> The undertaker asked, "Why would you spend $5,000 to ship your wife home,
>> when it would be wonderful to be buried here and you would spend only
>> $150?"
>>
>> The man replied, "Long ago a man died here, was buried here, and three
>> days
>> later he rose from the dead.---------- I just can't take that chance.":stooges
>>
>> ..
>>
>> A man and his ever-nagging wife went on vacation to Jerusalem. While they
>> were there, the wife passed away. The undertaker told the husband, "You
>> can
>> have her shipped home for $5,000, or you can bury her here, in the Holy
>> Land, for $150." The man thought about it and told him he would just have
>> her shipped home.
>>
>> The undertaker asked, "Why would you spend $5,000 to ship your wife home,
>> when it would be wonderful to be buried here and you would spend only
>> $150?"
>>
>> The man replied, "Long ago a man died here, was buried here, and three
>> days
>> later he rose from the dead.---------- I just can't take that chance.":stooges