>> A man breaks into a house to look for money and
> guns. Inside, he finds a young couple in bed. He
> orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair.
>
> While tying the homeowner's wife to the bed the
> convict gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then
> gets up and goes into the bathroom.
>
> While he's in there, the husband whispers over to
> his wife:
>
> "Listen, this guy is an escaped convict. Look at
> his clothes! He's probably spent a lot of time in
> jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he
> kissed your neck. If he wants sex, don't resist,
> don't complain ... do whatever he tells you. Satisfy
> him, no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy
> is obviously very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll
> kill us both. Be strong, honey. I love you!"
>
> His wife responds: "He wasn't kissing my neck. He
> was whispering in my ear. He told me that he's gay,
> thinks you're cute, and asked if we had any
> Vaseline.
>
> "I told him it was in the bathroom.
>
> "Be strong honey. I love you, too."
> :eek:
> guns. Inside, he finds a young couple in bed. He
> orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair.
>
> While tying the homeowner's wife to the bed the
> convict gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then
> gets up and goes into the bathroom.
>
> While he's in there, the husband whispers over to
> his wife:
>
> "Listen, this guy is an escaped convict. Look at
> his clothes! He's probably spent a lot of time in
> jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he
> kissed your neck. If he wants sex, don't resist,
> don't complain ... do whatever he tells you. Satisfy
> him, no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy
> is obviously very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll
> kill us both. Be strong, honey. I love you!"
>
> His wife responds: "He wasn't kissing my neck. He
> was whispering in my ear. He told me that he's gay,
> thinks you're cute, and asked if we had any
> Vaseline.
>
> "I told him it was in the bathroom.
>
> "Be strong honey. I love you, too."
> :eek: