The Senior's Breakfast Special

[Phil Reed]

We went to breakfast at a restaurant where the "seniors' special" was two
eggs, bacon, hash browns and toast for $1.99.

Sounds good," Cecil said. "But I don't want the eggs."

"Then I'll have to charge you two dollars and forty-nine cents because
you're ordering a la carte," the waitress warned him.

"You mean I'd have to pay for not taking the eggs?" Cecil asked
incredulously.

YES!!" stated the waitress.

"I'll take the special."

"How do you want your eggs?"

"Raw and in the shell," Cecil replied and . . .
He took the two eggs home with him.



Or you could just plug in any name in this..........like say...Robert, Dick, Ronnie and even me!!!!

 

[Ronnie Russell]

Phil, That joke describes my wife. She would have taken the eggs and paper napkins, salt , pepper and anything else on the table she could get in her purse. I have taught her well.........

 

[oldskydog]

I don't get it. Doesn't everybody?

 

[Dick MacKenzie]

I have to remember that for the next time I get a P.I.T.A. waitress/waiter.