Oh, wait. Now I get it! I didn't realize that over 300,000,000 people had the best armed security details. How silly of me to think I should have a gun(s). What a freaking dimwit! Maximum-water-on-the-brain, here's your sign:
Ok, Phil. I'll be glad, to help. What a F**king A$$holeShe's not happy, unless she keeps that BIG mouth Blabbing out, nonsense. I heard, her breath is so Bad, she could knock a Buzzard, off a Shit Wagon.