> A very loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman
> walked into Wal-Mart with her two kids, yelling
> obscenities at them all the way through the
> entrance.
>
> Good morning... the Wal-Mart Greeter said
> pleasantly, *Good morning, and welcome to Wal-Mart.
> Nice children you have there. Are they twins?"
>
> The ugly woman stopped yelling long enough to say,
> "------ no,they ain't. The oldest one's 9 and the
> other one's 7. Why the ----- would you think they're
> twins? Are you blind, or just stupid?"
>
> "I'm neither blind nor stupid, Ma'am," replied the
> greeter. "I just couldn't believe you got a man to
> sleep with you twice. Have a good day and thank you
> for shopping at Wal-Mart!"
> walked into Wal-Mart with her two kids, yelling
> obscenities at them all the way through the
> entrance.
>
> Good morning... the Wal-Mart Greeter said
> pleasantly, *Good morning, and welcome to Wal-Mart.
> Nice children you have there. Are they twins?"
>
> The ugly woman stopped yelling long enough to say,
> "------ no,they ain't. The oldest one's 9 and the
> other one's 7. Why the ----- would you think they're
> twins? Are you blind, or just stupid?"
>
> "I'm neither blind nor stupid, Ma'am," replied the
> greeter. "I just couldn't believe you got a man to
> sleep with you twice. Have a good day and thank you
> for shopping at Wal-Mart!"