>> > Subject: World Records
> >
> >
> > Sleeping Beauty said, "I believe myself to
> > be the most beautiful girl
> > in the world"
> >
> > Tom Thumb said, "I must be the smallest
> > person in the world."
> >
> > The Hunchback of Notre Dame said, "I
> > absolutely have to be the ugliest
> > person in the world."
> >
> > So they all decided to go to the Guinness
> > Book of World Records to have
> > their claims verified.
> >
> > Sleeping Beauty went in first and came out
> > looking deliriously happy.
> > "It's official, I AM the most beautiful girl
> > in the world."
> >
> > Tom Thumb went next and emerged
> > triumphantly, "I am now officially the
> > smallest person in the world."
> >
> > Sometime later, the Hunchback of Notre Dame
> > comes out looking utterly
> > confused and says, "Who the hell is Rosie
> > O'Donnell?"
:stooges
> >
> >
> > Sleeping Beauty said, "I believe myself to
> > be the most beautiful girl
> > in the world"
> >
> > Tom Thumb said, "I must be the smallest
> > person in the world."
> >
> > The Hunchback of Notre Dame said, "I
> > absolutely have to be the ugliest
> > person in the world."
> >
> > So they all decided to go to the Guinness
> > Book of World Records to have
> > their claims verified.
> >
> > Sleeping Beauty went in first and came out
> > looking deliriously happy.
> > "It's official, I AM the most beautiful girl
> > in the world."
> >
> > Tom Thumb went next and emerged
> > triumphantly, "I am now officially the
> > smallest person in the world."
> >
> > Sometime later, the Hunchback of Notre Dame
> > comes out looking utterly
> > confused and says, "Who the hell is Rosie
> > O'Donnell?"
:stooges