My wife and I, were at home, this particular Saturday. It was a slow, kind of day.
I just got finished eating lunch, and was on my way, back outside.
I noticed the local Joh. Wit. coming down our driveway.
I quickly ran in the house, and alerted my wife. Turn the TV off, and shut off the lights, and go into the bomb shelter.
Knock on the door.
My wife, opens the door, and let's them in.
Three women and a man. My wife offers them, coffee and donuts. They were very polite. After awhile, they started making remarks, about us being Catholic.
The one woman, noticed, my wife had nail polish on.
She remarks "that's a Sin." "
Then she see's, the Halloween decorations, and plastic Jack-o-Lanterns. "Those items, are the work of the devil."
I'm sitting in the other room, watching TV, and laughing to myself. "I told her, not to let them in."
Finally, Judy had enough. She took the cup, out of this person's hand, and told them ALL, to "Get The Hell Out." They were insulted. Go on, all of you, Get the Hell Out.