Adult content/Lesbonics/bad, very bad.

[DaveFoster]

>> Lesbonics
>>
>> 1 . What do you call a pantry full of lesbians? ......
>> A licker cabinet
>>
>> 2. What do you call an Eskimo lesbian? ...
>>
>> A Klondyke.
>>
>> 3. What do you call 100 lesbians with guns? ....
>>
>> Militia Etheridge.
>>
>> 4. Why can't lesbians diet and wear make-up at the same time?
>>
>> Because they can't eat Jenny Craig with Mary Kay on their face.
>>
>> 5. What do you call two lesbians in a canoe? ....
>>
>> Fur Traders.
>>
>> 6. What is a lesbian dinosaur called? ....
>>
>> A Lickalotapuss.
>>
>> 7. What do you call a lesbian with long fingers? ...
>>
>> Well Hung.
>>
>> 8. Did you hear that Ellen DeGeneres drowned? ...
>>
>> She was found face down in Ricki Lake.
>>
>> 9. How can you tell a tough lesbian bar? .....
>>
>> Even the pool table doesn't have balls.
>>
>> 10. What do you call lesbian twins? ...
>>
>> Lick-a-likes.
>>
>> 11. What's the definition of confusion? ...
>>
>> Twenty blind lesbians in a fish market.
>>
>>
>> 12. What's the difference between a Ritz cracker and a lesbian?
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>> One's a snack cracker, the other's a crack snacker
>>
>>
>> 13. What do you have when you've got 50 lesbians and 50 state workers?
>>
>> 100 people that don't do dick
>>

 

[MRHP]

Enough said!

 

[bignbad60]

HARHAR-LARIOUS

 

[skipxt4]

That's Too Funny....Dave: I'm glad you didn't ruin this joke, by putting Rosie O'Donnell's name in it.

 

[Z11RINGER]

Too funny!