Junky
Well Known Member
Got a call from my doctor today. He told me that he had some bad news and some really bad news. I said give me the bad news first. He told me that I have only 48 hours to live. I asked what the really bad news was, and he said "I was supposed to call you 2 days ago to give you this news"...
I told this joke to my Cardiologist when she called to give me the results of my tests... I told her that I studied long and hard, and that I should have passed them both. She said that I passed the blood test, but failed the cardio test. Now I am on medication, and playing the waiting game while they decide what to do next. Anyone need some Spring Carlisle spaces??
I told this joke to my Cardiologist when she called to give me the results of my tests... I told her that I studied long and hard, and that I should have passed them both. She said that I passed the blood test, but failed the cardio test. Now I am on medication, and playing the waiting game while they decide what to do next. Anyone need some Spring Carlisle spaces??