Maria is a devout Catholic. She marries her high school sweetheart and has 7 children. Then her husband dies in an auto accident.
She remarries a short time later and has 12 children by her next husband. Then he dies of a heart attack.
A few months later, she dies.
At her funeral, the priest looks skyward and says, "At least they're finally together."
A relative sitting in the front row says, "Excuse me father, but you mean her and her first husband, or her and her second husband?"
The priest says, "I mean her legs."
She remarries a short time later and has 12 children by her next husband. Then he dies of a heart attack.
A few months later, she dies.
At her funeral, the priest looks skyward and says, "At least they're finally together."
A relative sitting in the front row says, "Excuse me father, but you mean her and her first husband, or her and her second husband?"
The priest says, "I mean her legs."