This reminds me of a time I drove up to Idaho in 1988 to see my sister who was having medical issues. I go over to the quickie mart. Some guy pulls up with his girl and starts looking at me. So, I start looking at him. He said something about his girl. I looked straight at him and said, if I want your girl, I'll throw out a salt lick and take her. No reply from him. I got my stuff and left.
My mother in law has been talking about getting a part time job to occupy some of her time. It looks like she's teaching drivers ed a couple days a week!