Greg Reimer
Well Known Member
Saturday's coming, time to get ready. They'll hit the streets for doorbell duty, here's how to avoid another suburban annoyance. How to repel them.
1. Large American flag out front on a very prominent flagpole.
2.POW-MIA flag underneath it.
3.Veteran 's flag, also a Vietnam Veteran hat.
4.NRA sticker on rear window of truck.
5.Red Cross blood donor sign on front window by front door.
6.Christmas decorations if seasonally appropriate.
7.Children's birthday party in progress.
8.King James Version,New International Version,Revised Standard Version Bibles on table visible from front door.
9.Sports equipment and trophies visible.
10.Off road vehicles, jet skis on trailers, ski boat,drag race cars, with winner's trophies on prominent display.
11.Cute wife walking around in shorts, tank top,pony tail,etc.
12.Cute daughter walking around in shorts and bikini top.
Also, tell them how your family visited a kingdom hall once when you were about seven or eight, and the congregational elder stopped to talk to your family, patted your head and said,"You are the prettiest little boy I've ever seen!".
1. Large American flag out front on a very prominent flagpole.
2.POW-MIA flag underneath it.
3.Veteran 's flag, also a Vietnam Veteran hat.
4.NRA sticker on rear window of truck.
5.Red Cross blood donor sign on front window by front door.
6.Christmas decorations if seasonally appropriate.
7.Children's birthday party in progress.
8.King James Version,New International Version,Revised Standard Version Bibles on table visible from front door.
9.Sports equipment and trophies visible.
10.Off road vehicles, jet skis on trailers, ski boat,drag race cars, with winner's trophies on prominent display.
11.Cute wife walking around in shorts, tank top,pony tail,etc.
12.Cute daughter walking around in shorts and bikini top.
Also, tell them how your family visited a kingdom hall once when you were about seven or eight, and the congregational elder stopped to talk to your family, patted your head and said,"You are the prettiest little boy I've ever seen!".