A Texas rancher go,s to a large convention,where he meet,s a gentelman from Iowa who tells him what a rancher he is. The Texan ask,s how big a ranch do you have.The rancher from Iowa reply,s it,s big ,almost two hundred acres. The Texan laughs out loud and says you think thats a ranch. I can start at one end of my property in my truck and it would take me three days to reach the other side. The man from Iowa glared at the Texan for a minute then replyed with a smile yea I used to own a FORD too