The Most Functional Word you ask?
Well, it's "****"...probably the most functional word in the English language. Consider this:
You can get ****-faced, be **** out of luck, or have **** for brains.
With a little effort, you can get your **** together, find a place for your ****, or be asked to **** or get off the pot. You can smoke ****, buy ****, sell ****, lose ****, find ****, forget ****, and tell others to eat ****. Some people know their ****, while others can't tell the difference between **** and shineola. There are lucky ****s, dumb ****s, and crazy ****s. There is bull ****, horse ****, and chicken ****...
You can throw ****, sling ****, catch ****, shoot the ****, or duck when **** hits the fan. You can give a **** or serve **** on a shingle.
You can find yourself in deep **** or be happier than a pig in ****.
Some days are colder than ****, some days are hotter than ****, and some days are just plain ****ty. Some music sounds like ****, things can look like ****, and there are times when you feel like ****. You can have too much ****, not enough ****, the right ****, the wrong **** or a lot of weird ****. You can carry ****, have a mountain of ****, or find yourself up **** creek without a paddle. Sometimes everything you touch turns to **** and other times you fall in a bucket of **** and come out smelling like a rose. When you stop to consider all the facts, it's the basic building block of the English language. And remember, once you know your ****, you probably don't need to know anything else...
You could pass this along if ya give a ****, or if ya don't give a ****, just delete it....
Hope ya have a nice day, without a buncha ****.
Well, it's "****"...probably the most functional word in the English language. Consider this:
You can get ****-faced, be **** out of luck, or have **** for brains.
With a little effort, you can get your **** together, find a place for your ****, or be asked to **** or get off the pot. You can smoke ****, buy ****, sell ****, lose ****, find ****, forget ****, and tell others to eat ****. Some people know their ****, while others can't tell the difference between **** and shineola. There are lucky ****s, dumb ****s, and crazy ****s. There is bull ****, horse ****, and chicken ****...
You can throw ****, sling ****, catch ****, shoot the ****, or duck when **** hits the fan. You can give a **** or serve **** on a shingle.
You can find yourself in deep **** or be happier than a pig in ****.
Some days are colder than ****, some days are hotter than ****, and some days are just plain ****ty. Some music sounds like ****, things can look like ****, and there are times when you feel like ****. You can have too much ****, not enough ****, the right ****, the wrong **** or a lot of weird ****. You can carry ****, have a mountain of ****, or find yourself up **** creek without a paddle. Sometimes everything you touch turns to **** and other times you fall in a bucket of **** and come out smelling like a rose. When you stop to consider all the facts, it's the basic building block of the English language. And remember, once you know your ****, you probably don't need to know anything else...
You could pass this along if ya give a ****, or if ya don't give a ****, just delete it....
Hope ya have a nice day, without a buncha ****.