Recent content by roger c

A redneck with a bucket full of live fish, was approached recently by a game warden in Texas as he started to drive his boat away from a lake. The game warden asked the man, "May I see your fishing license please?" "Naw, sir," replied the redneck. "I don't need none of them there papers. These...

HARDER THAN I THOUGHT. THE ANSWERS WERE ON THE TIP OF MY TONGUE. I REMEMBERED, BUT... DON'T LOOK BELOW FOR THE ANSWERS UNTIL YOU HAVE TRIED IT OUT A TEST FOR 'OLDER' KIDS. I was picky who I sent this to. It had to be those who might actually remember. So have some fun...

THE VERY BEST "Little Johnny Joke" I have ever heard!!! The kids filed into class Monday morning. They were all very excited. Their weekend assignment was to sell something, then give a talk on salesmanship to the class. Little Sally led off. "I sold Girl Scout Cookies and I made $30"...

Senior Sex The husband leans over and asks his wife, "Do you remember the first time we had sex together over fifty years ago? We went behind the village tavern where you leaned against the back fence and I made love to you." Yes, she says, "I remember it well." OK, he says, "How about...

Supposedly, It's a early 60 XL Falcon It's a legendary photo in the dessert A once in a 100 year flood parked it up there

I need a Ford rear end, found one but I need help removing it.

Ok Guys, I have it working now, however I really didn't do anything that would have fixed it. I have R&R the sending unit 3 separate times. Each time it works exactly right when it is removed from the tank & does not work at all when installed in the tank. I have tried using several different...

Hey Guys, I am having a problem with the sending unit on my 58 Impala that I can't seem to figure out. My gauge was not working & always shows just above empty so I disconnected the sending unit then it would show way past full, ground the wire & it shows past empty. I then assumed my gauge was...

MANNED 1/3 Scale B-17 Nearly Ready To Fly...' Amazing project.....Near completion. Take a look... Jack Bally's MANNED 1/3 Scale B-17 Nearly Ready To Fly! Jack Bally's incredible 1/3 scale B-17 next to a Cessna 140! (photo: facebook) Some new...

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President Barack Obummer was in the Oval Office when his telephone rang. "Hello, President Obummer.” a heavily accented southern voice said. "This is Archie, down here at Goliad Texas . I am callin' to tell ya’ll that we are officially declaring war on ya!" "Well Archie,"Obummer replied...

A good story to start out your morning. As a guitarist, I play many gigs. Recently I was asked by a funeral director to play at a graveside service for a homeless man. He had no family or friends, so the service was to be at a pauper’s cemetery in the back country. As I was not familiar with...

Y'all wanna play "Survivor - Texas Style"? Due to the popularity of the "Survivor" shows, Texans are planning to do one entitled: "Survivor - Texas-Style!" The lucky contestants will all start in Dallas , drive to Waco , Austin , San Antonio , then over to Houston and down to Brownsville...

My first date was taking a girl to see the movie Rock Around the Clock with Bill Haley & the Comets

Gotter done, 40 degree air out the vents!