Chinese Coronavirus
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Junkman 104
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Junkman 104
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Junkman 104
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Junkman 104
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Junkman 104
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Junkman 104
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I have a roll of this just in case.....
Junky
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This report is quite scarry!!! First link is 15 minutes... The second link is the whole interview, which is just over 1 1/2 hours... Worth watching..
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cZFhjMQrVts&feature=share&fbclid=IwAR2PyxztoX2vSb-SbFmUpzWMEWYsXpscKBPTuDnVfKoeh6qrEVFVVRl1Ihw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E3URhJx0NSw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cZFhjMQrVts&feature=share&fbclid=IwAR2PyxztoX2vSb-SbFmUpzWMEWYsXpscKBPTuDnVfKoeh6qrEVFVVRl1Ihw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E3URhJx0NSw
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Okthats scary
Junkman 104
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Junkman 104
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I bet if ole Catfish knew that eating illegal exotic Chinese animals is what started this virus he would be right down to the local Greyhound terminal buying a bus ticket bound for China and would have enough Corona brewskis stashed in his carry on luggage to make the round trip.
Mark
Mark
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Junky
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About 60 years ago..
At a convention last week, the Delsey toilet tissue salesman ran into the salesman from DuPont, and they got into a discussion as to had the better products to sell. The DuPont salesman said that his company was going to do away with Delsey, and that the new DuPont product will totally destroy the toilet tissue industry. The Delsey salesman said that Delsey was the premier toilet tissue in the industry, and that nothing that DuPont could do would effect them. The DuPont salesman handed the Delsey salesman 2 small tablets and instructed the Delsey salesman to take one before bedtime, and the other in the morning upon rising. The Delsey salesman, out of curiosity followed the instructions to the tee, taking one tablet before he went to bed, and another with breakfast. After breakfast, he felt the urge to go to the bathroom, and after a few "plops" he proceeded to pull a wad of Delsey tissue from the roll, and wipe. In the interest of science, he then looked at the tissue, and there wasn't even a smudge on it. He then wiped again, and again, there wasn't a spot on the tissue. He then got up, and proceeded to look into the bowl, only to see his poops neatly wrapped in a cellophane wrapper. On the wrapper, were the words "Better Things for Better Living... Through Chemistry." brought to you by DuPont.
At a convention last week, the Delsey toilet tissue salesman ran into the salesman from DuPont, and they got into a discussion as to had the better products to sell. The DuPont salesman said that his company was going to do away with Delsey, and that the new DuPont product will totally destroy the toilet tissue industry. The Delsey salesman said that Delsey was the premier toilet tissue in the industry, and that nothing that DuPont could do would effect them. The DuPont salesman handed the Delsey salesman 2 small tablets and instructed the Delsey salesman to take one before bedtime, and the other in the morning upon rising. The Delsey salesman, out of curiosity followed the instructions to the tee, taking one tablet before he went to bed, and another with breakfast. After breakfast, he felt the urge to go to the bathroom, and after a few "plops" he proceeded to pull a wad of Delsey tissue from the roll, and wipe. In the interest of science, he then looked at the tissue, and there wasn't even a smudge on it. He then wiped again, and again, there wasn't a spot on the tissue. He then got up, and proceeded to look into the bowl, only to see his poops neatly wrapped in a cellophane wrapper. On the wrapper, were the words "Better Things for Better Living... Through Chemistry." brought to you by DuPont.
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With the coronavirus causing the toilet paper shortage I've found a use for all the unmatched socks in the clothes basket......