Favorite saying (s)

[Jeff Olson]

They threw me out of the Kongo Club in Mitchell, SD when the gal on stage heard me say that. The bouncer told me to leave and I said I wasn't going anywhere until I finished my high priced drink.

I have been to Cabela's north a time or two myself.......

 

[Iowa 409 Guy]

Ha..... Cabela's North....opens at 4

 

[Iowa 409 Guy]

What's the difference between a pig and a fox???? About a 12 pack.

Beauty is just a light switch away.

 

[Clint]

What's the difference between a pig and a fox???? About a 12 pack.

Beauty is just a light switch away.

Sometimes Miller can't Brew enough!!!

 

[tripower]

Life is terminal
It's rainen like a cow pissen on a flat rock
Shit or get off the pot
Guy has something for sale but does not list a price instead says make offer. Then gets pissed off when your offer is not enough so when I see or here that I always say "I can't be the seller and the buyer"

 

[303Radar]

I feel/you look like a monkey doing a math problem.

 

[Don 409]

My favorite saying - The check is in the mail.

 

[chuckl]

If you rob Peter to pay Paul, all you get is a sore Peter.

 

[droptop62ss]

A pubic hair can pull a battle ship !

 

[Tim]

Dad used to tell me “ if shoes were clues you’d run around barefoot “ usually after I did stupid stuff!

 

[blkblk63ss]

Where the hell did I put that!!!

 

[droptop62ss]

There's no thread like a cross thread .

 

[303Radar]

Why can't I find anything after my wife puts it away?

 

[blkblk63ss]

If only I had known back then what I know now.

 

[Phil Reed]

As Mickey Mantle once said......."if I'd known I was going to live this long....I would have taken better care of myself"!!!!!!!!!!

My favorite athlete!!°!!!!!!!

 

[bobs409]

If only I had known back then what I know now.

There is a Rod Stewart song along these lines...

 

[bobs409]

Why can't I find anything after my wife puts it away?

If it belongs to you, check the garbage can.

 

[Clint]

As Mickey Mantle once said......."if I'd known I was going to live this long....I would have taken better care of myself"!!!!!!!!!!

My favorite athlete!!°!!!!!!!

Mine too

 

[Clint]

How about. " Couldn't pour piss out of a boot if the instructions were on the heel!"

 

[Clint]

A little thread revival!! You are so tight that when you fart only dogs can hear it!!!